What does Wendy need?

Another meme, curtesy of H. I did a Google search on "Wendy needs" and jot down what came up:

* Wendy needs a job (AGAIN)
* Wendy's needs to get a clue
* Wendy needs to find some new shit to talk about.
* Wendy needs to chill.
* Wendy needs to sit down
* Wendy needs a little time
* Wendy needs mental help
* Wendy needs to learn to throw down when it's important, not when there's not enough cheese on the pizza they ordered
* Wendy needs to get hooked up with the nurses at her gynecologists office so they can get her in when she needs to get in. Is she a late bill payer?
* Wendy needs to learn how to design first...then, perhaps, she has a shot at rivaling the designs of other brilliant designers on the show.
* Wendy needs to get a life .. and who cares what she thinks?
* Wendy needs to work on the computer but the office is a mess!..can you help her tidy the files first?
* Wendy needs to balance her supernatural abilities with quick thinking and resourcefulness. That combination is needed to get the job done.
* Wendy needs to find herself very quickly.

hm...